Gilmore Gurlz

jenkirkman:

cameronesposito:

Seems like every 6 months or so - maybe once a year - there is a debate about rape jokes. Here’s how it goes:

A dude tells jokes about rape or deals with hecklers in way that includes rape. A woman hears these jokes or is the heckler. She publicly states that she is upset or didn’t like the joke…

FINALLY!!! Someone says it exactly right. Nobody’s rights were being questioned and yup, yup, yup, this is exactly what I’ve been hoping someone would say (and hoping I could say but I’m not succint) especially in light of recent articles where people once again lost their mind - for being asked to maybe say what Cameron just said so PERFECTLY. Now - let all the dude comics pass this on to their fans. Let’s not just have chicks talking about this alone again on the internet.

the last paragraph:

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, though, if you, a dude comic, take a woman’s response to your rape joke & yell over it or call it censorship or persecution. If you say she couldn’t take what she got into. That she should know better. That she brought it on herself. When you do that, fine comic, you become just another dude ignoring a woman saying no.

i mean, you all know i think ryan is the tippity tops.

One those bridges. #NewYork

One those bridges. #NewYork

Best one yet. But he still hates it! #hoosband

Best one yet. But he still hates it! #hoosband

Decanting wine like a god damn adult. #wine #food #liquids #stuff

Decanting wine like a god damn adult. #wine #food #liquids #stuff

johnztownsend:

Mitchell Stephen Fesh and I wrote a spec script for the Bill Engvall Show. It’s called “When You Assassinate the President, You Make an Ass of You and I”. 
We will be having a live staged reading on June 1st at Shaun Diston’s house at 1 PM. It will also be recorded and released at a later date as an episode of the Shauncast. 
Afterwards, we’re all going to go to the Astoria Beer Garden. It’s going to be a really nice day. 
Please come out!

i gonna be there!

johnztownsend:

Mitchell Stephen Fesh and I wrote a spec script for the Bill Engvall Show. It’s called “When You Assassinate the President, You Make an Ass of You and I”. 

We will be having a live staged reading on June 1st at Shaun Diston’s house at 1 PM. It will also be recorded and released at a later date as an episode of the Shauncast. 

Afterwards, we’re all going to go to the Astoria Beer Garden. It’s going to be a really nice day. 

Please come out!

i gonna be there!

I had a very fun time taking this Vulture Arrested Development quiz. But they made a Huge Mistake.
The first time Buster had alcohol was in the womb.

I had a very fun time taking this Vulture Arrested Development quiz. But they made a Huge Mistake.

The first time Buster had alcohol was in the womb.

If it makes you happy

miketrapp:

Posting this video everywhere until everyone watches it.

oh wow.

“i try to text but it always changes my words”
Dad + texting = <3

“i try to text but it always changes my words”

Dad + texting = <3