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comedycentralstandup:

Demetri Martin is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

what intern picks these jokes? 

comedycentralstandup:

Demetri Martin is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

what intern picks these jokes? 

Lunch with a bestie.

Lunch with a bestie.

michaelhartney:


ticket reservations

Find out who the [REDACTED]st [REDACTED] is.

michaelhartney:

ticket reservations

Find out who the [REDACTED]st [REDACTED] is.

(Source: chamberlain)

thechrisgethardshow:

THIS IS AMAZING

thechrisgethardshow:

THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: andyslittlesister)

the show is thursday! come!

the show is thursday! come!

Glenn and I would really adore it if you reserved tickets for our show, This is Going to Hurt. We bet the devil we could get 50 reservations by the end of today for our show on Thursday, April 10th at UCB Chelsea.   http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3798
We realize now, that’s a stupid bet. We should never have bet anything with the devil. Glenn and I didn’t even bet him anything back. Like we didn’t make a proposition for if we win, like he does our laundry for a month. 
I guess the upside is that people will come see the show we worked hard on (I was going to say VERY hard, but working with Glenn is a delight so I had fun the whole time). 
So, please make a reservation, or tell someone else to make a reservation so two pretty nice women don’t have to give their souls to the devil. Oh wait. He didn’t even say that. He was just all “I bet you can’t get that many tickets reserved by Friday.”
Do you think souls were implied?

Glenn and I would really adore it if you reserved tickets for our show, This is Going to Hurt. We bet the devil we could get 50 reservations by the end of today for our show on Thursday, April 10th at UCB Chelsea.   http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3798

We realize now, that’s a stupid bet. We should never have bet anything with the devil. Glenn and I didn’t even bet him anything back. Like we didn’t make a proposition for if we win, like he does our laundry for a month. 

I guess the upside is that people will come see the show we worked hard on (I was going to say VERY hard, but working with Glenn is a delight so I had fun the whole time). 

So, please make a reservation, or tell someone else to make a reservation so two pretty nice women don’t have to give their souls to the devil. Oh wait. He didn’t even say that. He was just all “I bet you can’t get that many tickets reserved by Friday.”

Do you think souls were implied?

ilanawexler:

UCB was fantastic! Read more cut because this got too long. Sorry if you are on mobile.

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Thanks Ilana, for all the nice things you said about This is Going to Hurt. And the extensive tags that allowed me to find your tumblr after some very aggressive vanity google searches!

(Source: nbcdevotee)

One of my best friends was on an NPR game show. What have your best friends done? @ryanxilliams

One of my best friends was on an NPR game show. What have your best friends done? @ryanxilliams

corypalmer:

gilmoregurlz:

chartthrob:

Well, fuck.  This sucks.  OGMCT and World’s Biggest Scumbag.
Why, Ariana?  Why?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT IT BOYS.

The good news is it got delayed because he was ordered he has to stay in jail longer.

WHAT GREAT NEWS!

corypalmer:

gilmoregurlz:

chartthrob:

Well, fuck.  This sucks.  OGMCT and World’s Biggest Scumbag.

Why, Ariana?  Why?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT IT BOYS.

The good news is it got delayed because he was ordered he has to stay in jail longer.

WHAT GREAT NEWS!