February 2012
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Feb 20th
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can some tell me some tools and tactics i can use to stop watching this video?
Feb 20th
“When you love someone you let them take care of you.”
– Jodi Picoult (via myquotelibrary)
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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no one will be able to crack the code of Fresh Hamburger!
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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leilacohanmiccio: Why is no one except the UCB Bachelor email thread talking about this “comedy” video allegedly by Bachelor Ben Flajnik? i don’t know how to respond. but i love it? i think. maybe. wait, now i think i hate it. but like. ugh. what?
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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The Mr. Crime Gazette: ANCHOR BOY IS BACK!! →
themrcrimegazette: We’re not gonna lie: some weird shit is going down at Anchor Boy headquarters. For the second week in a row, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime have anonymously filled out their Anchor Boy ballots. And for the second week in a row, the results have been nothing short of perplexing. Last…
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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hello giggles
i wrote something for hello giggles. and they were like cool, we’ll publish it. READ!
Feb 7th
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better now!
look at what my friend Sacha Evans made: http://nojeansobama.tumblr.com/ it was a blogspot before. but then i made it better and made it a tumblr.  she is going to be famous because she is so pretty. 
Feb 3rd
No Jeans Obama (very important blog) →
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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“My staff tells me that Mr. Crime, a New York-based improv group, will be...”
– Newt Gingrich (via themrcrimegazette)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
The Mr. Crime Gazette: Anchor Boy- Birthday... →
themrcrimegazette: This week’s Anchor Boy decision was really a non-decision. It was clearly going to be birthday boy, RILEY SOLONER! Not only is it Riley’s birthday, but he is also a great guy! Riley had a fun show on Tuesday playing a coach that wanted his team to stop masturbating. He also played a sexy…
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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I Made Something Today. →
yoni!
Jan 25th
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Mr. Crime is back and ready to stampede into your...
themrcrimegazette: Mr. Crime is up first at UCB Harold Night tonight and we’re gonna bring it DINOSAUR STYLE (i.e. BADASS, HUGE, and PUT HERE BY THE DEVIL TO MAKE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD). here we come!
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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second book of 2012!
i finished my second book for 2012, and it’s still January. i think i may have already read more this month than i did all of last year. anyways, the book i just finished is Carol Burnett’s second book called “This Time Together.” it’s a collection of stories about how she got started, and the people she met during her career. the stories were a little brief for...
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Jan 21st
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funny stuff
guyses, this is funny: IN WHICH I FIX MY GIRLFRIEND’S GRANDPARENTS’ WIFI AND AM HAILED AS A CONQUERING HERO. from McSweeney’s.
Jan 20th
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Alexis Pereira, Male: This Thing I Feel About... →
amosvernon: alexpereira: Don’t pretend. This feels weird to say as an improviser, but I try to never ever pretend. Pretending everything is great is how you lose your point of view and your unique perspective. Also, I personally don’t want people lying to me, nor do I like watching people bullshit each other. … Great post from my buddy and teammate Alexis (reigning Mr. Crime anchor boy!)....
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Trader Joes interaction
that’s right, you guyses, i didn’t just speak out loud to the cashier at Trader Joes. i also spoke to another customer! it was exhilarating. man with a long grocery list, following it very closely, shamefully turns to me: Are chick peas and garbanzo beans the same thing? me, with almost a premintion that he was going to ask me that: Yes, they are. man with long grocery list looks...
Jan 19th
How To Dry Your Wood
amosvernon: Recently, Will Hines posted a fantastic interview with Chris Gethard on teaching improv. Something that rang especially true with me and my improv philosophy (my improv philosophy and me?) was this quote: ‘You have a right to feel like you can try anything; you have a responsibility to make everyone else on stage feel like they can try anything too.” I feel like the latter half of...
Jan 18th
Anonymous asked: Could you bring back the "Ask Boyfriend" segment as the "Ask Fiance" segment?
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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ANCHOR BOY!
themrcrimegazette: The first Anchor Boy decision of 2012! What an exciting fun thing to have happen! The lovely, anonymous, hilarious, wonderful, warm, fun, and great ladies of Mr. Crime are excited to be back on track. And this week’s Anchor Boy is Amos “Up For Anything” Vernon!! First of all, Amos made Mr. Crime a drink that had rum and half and half in it. What? That’s crazy! How does...
Jan 11th
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