February 2012
24 posts
Watchcan some tell me some tools and tactics i can use to stop watching this video?
“When you love someone you let them take care of you.”
– Jodi Picoult (via myquotelibrary)
Watchno one will be able to crack the code of Fresh Hamburger!
Watchleilacohanmiccio:
Why is no one except the UCB Bachelor email thread talking about this “comedy” video allegedly by Bachelor Ben Flajnik?
i don’t know how to respond. but i love it? i think. maybe.
wait, now i think i hate it.
but like. ugh. what?
The Mr. Crime Gazette: ANCHOR BOY IS BACK!! →
themrcrimegazette:
We’re not gonna lie: some weird shit is going down at Anchor Boy headquarters. For the second week in a row, the classy, elegant ladies of Mr. Crime have anonymously filled out their Anchor Boy ballots. And for the second week in a row, the results have been nothing short of perplexing.
Last…
hello giggles
i wrote something for hello giggles. and they were like cool, we’ll publish it.
READ!
better now!
look at what my friend Sacha Evans made: http://nojeansobama.tumblr.com/
it was a blogspot before. but then i made it better and made it a tumblr.
she is going to be famous because she is so pretty.
No Jeans Obama (very important blog) →
January 2012
46 posts
“My staff tells me that Mr. Crime, a New York-based improv group, will be...”
– Newt Gingrich (via themrcrimegazette)
The Mr. Crime Gazette: Anchor Boy- Birthday... →
themrcrimegazette:
This week’s Anchor Boy decision was really a non-decision. It was clearly going to be birthday boy, RILEY SOLONER!
Not only is it Riley’s birthday, but he is also a great guy! Riley had a fun show on Tuesday playing a coach that wanted his team to stop masturbating. He also played a sexy…
I Made Something Today. →
yoni!
Mr. Crime is back and ready to stampede into your...
themrcrimegazette:
Mr. Crime is up first at UCB Harold Night tonight and we’re gonna bring it DINOSAUR STYLE (i.e. BADASS, HUGE, and PUT HERE BY THE DEVIL TO MAKE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD).
here we come!
second book of 2012!
i finished my second book for 2012, and it’s still January. i think i may have already read more this month than i did all of last year. anyways, the book i just finished is Carol Burnett’s second book called “This Time Together.”
it’s a collection of stories about how she got started, and the people she met during her career. the stories were a little brief for...
funny stuff
guyses, this is funny:
IN WHICH I FIX MY GIRLFRIEND’S GRANDPARENTS’ WIFI AND AM HAILED AS A CONQUERING HERO.
from McSweeney’s.
Alexis Pereira, Male: This Thing I Feel About... →
amosvernon:
alexpereira:
Don’t pretend.
This feels weird to say as an improviser, but I try to never ever pretend.
Pretending everything is great is how you lose your point of view and your unique perspective. Also, I personally don’t want people lying to me, nor do I like watching people bullshit each other.
…
Great post from my buddy and teammate Alexis (reigning Mr. Crime anchor boy!)....
Trader Joes interaction
that’s right, you guyses, i didn’t just speak out loud to the cashier at Trader Joes. i also spoke to another customer! it was exhilarating.
man with a long grocery list, following it very closely, shamefully turns to me: Are chick peas and garbanzo beans the same thing?
me, with almost a premintion that he was going to ask me that: Yes, they are.
man with long grocery list looks...
How To Dry Your Wood
amosvernon:
Recently, Will Hines posted a fantastic interview with Chris Gethard on teaching improv. Something that rang especially true with me and my improv philosophy (my improv philosophy and me?) was this quote:
‘You have a right to feel like you can try anything; you have a responsibility to make everyone else on stage feel like they can try anything too.”
I feel like the latter half of...
Anonymous asked: Could you bring back the "Ask Boyfriend" segment as the "Ask Fiance" segment?
ANCHOR BOY!
themrcrimegazette:
The first Anchor Boy decision of 2012! What an exciting fun thing to have happen! The lovely, anonymous, hilarious, wonderful, warm, fun, and great ladies of Mr. Crime are excited to be back on track.
And this week’s Anchor Boy is Amos “Up For Anything” Vernon!!
First of all, Amos made Mr. Crime a drink that had rum and half and half in it. What? That’s crazy! How does...