December 2006
15 posts
niceness
it is important to say “you know what, i think you are right.”
Lateness
Must be brief. Hour late for work. Behind on everything. Man with cape on way to work i love you (see i am being brief and i still typed out “you”, none of this internet speak here. the end is coming and you are all pawns in the demise of language. say what you mean, not what is easiest to type.) Brevity Brevity Donuts at work. Bad for me. Still thinking about bringing in lard. ...
The name- Final Answer
When I was a senior in college (oh about 9 months ago) I used to get home from class around 5 o’clock. This is the exact time ABC Family channel would play reruns of the Gilmore Girls. As most people who watch TV at 5 o’clock know, there is not much on. It’s too early for sitcom reruns, or any new programs. It’s basically some stupid embarassing dating show...
presents
Usually I am all “the more presents for me the better, give give give. this doesn’t look that expensive, can you say re-gift?” but lately at the office I received TOO MANY presents. Now, some like little chocolate bottles filled with vodka are cool, and wine=cool. But now I am starting to get hand lotion and stickers. And while the thought is beautiful. I really really...
Decision
I have decided that to get more hits on my blog I will start writing about celebrities. Is it too late for me voice an opinion about this Michael Richards thing? Or has that pretty much been covered? How about Britney Spears showing her VJ around? Did you guys know she had a baby? Terrible mother, am I right? I think I actually over-cheesed my chili. I didn’t think there was such a...
Tampons
The tampon machine at work is broken, and it keeps spitting on the dime along with a tampon. I seriously got like 7 or 8 free tampons. And I have been trying to convince myself that I’m not stealing, but I really can’t come up with anything good, other than that I need them. And maybe they want us to have free tampons. That would be nice wouldn’t it? Some woman from my office...
it would be awesomer if today was friday.
Party Stats
MENU Salad with crasins, bleu cheese, walnuts, and apple Mushroom soup Dijon honey ham Lemon zest green beans Brussel sprouts Mashed potatos Cookies Cake NUMBER OF GUESTS TOTAL: 15 LARGEST NUMBER AT ONE TIME: 12 FIRST GUEST ARRIVAL: 8ish LAST GUEST ARRIVAL: 12ish FIRST GUEST TO LEAVE: 11ish TIME I WENT TO BED AND MADE ASA MAKE EVERYONE LEAVE: 1ish NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO PLAYED BEER BONG IN MY...
Yesterday
Yesterday I was so tired I could barely move. I made it to work, but my level of usefulness was way down. I couldn’t open my eyes all the way, which made reading emails hard. I had lost my voice so I couldn’t speak. And I couldn’t hold my own head up. I couldn’t believe I was able to be awake and be so tired. I ended up just watching a lot of TV. So I went to bed at...
A few more wedding pictures
My lovely wonderful brothers. I am still pretty pumped about the bouquet. This is when my mom RE-INSTATED the one dollar for every picture you ruin rule, which I don’t think is really fair with digital cameras.
Open Bar Wedding
I don’t know where my lips went. But I guess I traded them for “being the next one to get married.”
Pizza Disaster
So, on Friday Asa and I got super duper drunk, for no reason. We went to the HOP (holiday office party), which was interesting. I think it’s always good to bring a friend to one of those because then you can tell people that your friend feels uncomfortable and that’s why you don’t want to continue getting sloshed with your co-workers, not because you don’t really want to...
Special Saturday Shout Out
I want to specially mention a very special commenter to me, and that is Sacha’s mom, “J. Evans.” Now when I first learned that Sacha was encuoraging her mother to read my blog I was kind of taken aback (sometimes I can be a little…… I don’t know….. abortion happy). But I really love Mrs. Evans, and I think she may be the only mother who reads my blog. ...
A story by Greggles
This is an email I received this morning from Greggles. A little backstory is that Greg’s television was destroyed this year when his building was struck by lightning. He lives in a teeny tiny apartment. Once upon a time there was a boy named Greggles. He worked very hard and this week was horrendously busy for the half black all loving man. After work, he went home and to his surprise,...
Friday Morning Commenter Shout Outs!
So, the first shout out has to go the DANIEL, for writing my obituary. Before that he was also an avid commenter. Next up is KATE. We went to high school together, HOLLER. She’s really good about commenting, and letting me knows what important to her, playing 500 and playing the lotto to win. There’s always ASA. Who is currently google chatting me about what a large poop he took...
