February 2007
6 posts
Today
Today I… fuck it i’m going on facebook.
New saying!
I almost forgot. I have a new saying: “Straight up, hands down.” It’s like when you are super telling the truth about something. Like “She is a whore, straight up hands down.” Or “I like pizza, a lot, straight up hands down.” Or “This meeting is pointless and we are all talking in straight up hands down circles.” Or “Would you like to...
Some notes
Spinning Instructor- I don’t think Madonna’s “Time Goes by so Slowly” is a great choice for class. -karin Peyton Manning- Thank you for commenting on my post about you. True, I am probably living in a fantasy world, but never the less I really appreciate it. There’s no need for you to be anonymous. -karin Work- Stop making things so confusing, and can we please stop...
New Diet
I am on a new diet, its called “I Lost My Wallet when I was Drunk.” It’s super effective. I have to bring whatever I am going to eat at work from home. But since I didn’t plan ahead at all, there are very few portable items at my house. So I am bringing big tubs of cottage cheese and like tomato sauce from my house. But since its too embarassing I just won’t...
A Letter
Dear Valentine’s Day, Congratulations. You have succeded as a holiday. Why? Because you have wormed your way into the heart of the weak minded and the competitive, and it just so happens that women are both. You have made people doubt and question their relationships based on the gifts they receive. And you have set up a sort of competition for the best/most extravagent gift. You have...
Nothing new
I saw some stand up last night. It was beautiful, I mean just stunningly gorgeous stand up. That’s not true. But Chris Singel did win and is going to the finals, which is good, because he has been doing stand up for a long time and just really sucked for a long time. So, he kissed a little ass and won. He’s also an alcoholic, which wouldn’t be that funny, but chances are I...
