March 2007
7 posts
SHUT UP CHRIS SINGEL
I know I know I haven’t updated in forever. Here is a brief overview of what’s been happening: - I went to the circus. It was amazing. I love the circus. LOVE THE CIRCUS. If I could go back and rename my blog it might be i luv circus gurlz. Although that would probably draw a weird readership. Whatever!!!!!! I LOVE THE CIRCUS. (Picture me in a field twirling in circles and just...
Hat
A guy at my office is wearing a Yankees hat. And I was like “I can’t believe you are wearing that.” And then he did a rock n roll fingers and was like “hell yeah I love the Yankees.” And then I said “I don’t think I have heard anyone without a horrible New York accent say that before.” And walked away. I think I may have insulted him. I don’t...
Completely useless=
YOU! hsahahahahahahahahahaha HAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha. Gotcha. Ok, no, I really mean this blog. I have just started and my only ideas are sudoku which is two years late and excuses to tell my boss of why it’s ok that I am doing sudokus at work. My best one is that is gets my into a “problem-solving frame of mind.” I used to be thouroughly addicted to sudokus, I mean who...
Bonus Riddle
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I? Submit your answers! ASAP! I win free coffee if I’m first.
My Sweet 16 Overview
Heres the breakdown of this amazing show: (Now sometimes there are boys turning 16, and let’s be honest everyone is stupid so it really isn’t gender specific and they bitch and moan as much as the girls. So for the sake of the breakdown I will be using the female tenses.) OPEN - girl saying something equally bitchy and retarded, in the best cases it’s directed at her mom, but...
THANK GOD!
I was really dreading this blogging thing today because my post yesterday was extraordinarily depressing. I mean it was really bad. Don’t read it if you haven’t already. And I was thinking about how I have to redeem myself. But there was just nothing I could muster up. And then I was thinking about doing some standard stock jokes, you know poopy farty men dressed as women kind of...
Depressing- really an awful read- just stay away. ...
So sorry for yesterdays blog. I just didn’t have it in me. I just couldn’t do it. And Daniel thought he could write in a guest blog, but it is so riddled with stereotypes that even I couldn’t put it up. (i.e. “Offices usually have “the token minority.” This person is always grossly incompetent but no one can discuss it.”) I saw a lot of people fighting with each...
