It’s official, I am a lightweight. And it fucking sucks. I didn’t start drinking mixed alcohols out of warm water bottles to be a 5-drink lightweight. I didn’t puke so hard that I popped a blood vessel in my eye so I could leave parties early because “I need to go to bed (NOW!).” I didn’t sleep on the bathroom floor thinking I was going to die every week of...
I work in a town house now, which feels weird because it looks like I am going home at 9 am. But really I am going to work, but all the people in their cars don’t think that. They think I work nights, like a prostitute. Anyways, I have to go and get the trash cans from off the curb on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And as I was doing it these two guys walked by and one said “I wish I...
I already finished my major work today. And got to level 14 (personal best) this is horribly addictive game: http://www.123games.dk/game/other/goldminer/goldminer.htm I can only hit refresh on websites until I realize that it’s time that I blog. But I don’t want to. OH MAN! I just realized I can play web sudoku. I’m out.
I think the past tense of “treat” should be “traut.” It’s uncomfortable at first, but I think it makes more sense somehow. Think about is and get back to me.
So, You Think You Can Blog
My Feedback From Chris Singel Chris: your blog is a comedy car wreckno one wanted it to turn out this way, but goddamn if i can’t look away it’s like a super blogwhere nothing you write could possibly even be interesting to even youbut somehow i need every word
I don’t do dishes, as a quality of life enhancer for myself. And usually the repercussions for that is being a shitty girlfriend. But our dishwasher at work is broken, and I think it’s starting to make me a shitty co-worker. Especially because I eat oatmeal every morning, and by proxy I have heard those are hard dishes to clean. But! I do make sure everyone’s lunch order is...
Were we raised right? You decide....
Little Brother: u think i should try to go on birthrite next year? me: you arent jewish Little Brother: but its a free trip me: you have to be jewishthats what makes it your birth right Little Brother: my friends said i could passthey dont check that hard i guess
I'm going to write a blog!
“I’m going to write a blog!” That’s what I thought to myself right before I opened this tab and typed in www.blogger.com (no need to sign-in, they know me here). However, now that I am here…. I don’t feel all that compelled. Which means I should just stop now, delete this and start doing actual work. BUT! I’m not a quitter, I will continue on, in th...
Yesterday I drove a zipped car. Well, I am using the term “drive” loosely. I had the parking break on for a good amount of time. And also, the car had fake manual, or triptronic, but I didn’t know that, so I never left 1st gear. It was pretty fantastic. It’s weird, when you figure out the parking break is on because you feel like a genius. Like “Look what I...