August 2009
16 posts
Movie Reviews of Movies that Everyone has Already...
Hot Fuzz: Funny! Scary! It is a very funny farce of buddy cops movies, and I like British accents. Plus also the editting is super fun. But scary! And violent! And gross, like when that thing falls on that guys head and then he takes a few more steps. Highlight: When it was funny. Lowlight: I think they made a dig at Will Smith, not cool. In Bruges: Kind of funny, kind of scary. A lot sad....
Karen Hammberry and Boyfriend Adopt World's...
How does a cat get fat in the pound? You will have to ask Chunky!!!!! Our newest fambly member! We picked her up from the pound on Saturday, where a young man, whose pants were hanging below his bottom, was yelling “Where my dog at? Do you know who I am?!?” Cute. Boyfriend dropped me off with Chunkster in a box because he had to go return the zipped car. I barely make it up the...
Ask Boyfriend
Looks as though Boyfriend is just as bored as you are this Friday afternoon. Question: From Josephine Hi Boyfriend, How long do you think it will be before there is a sex tape involving Miley Cyrus on the interweb tubes? - two parter - Will Billy Ray be featured as well? Answer: Dear Josephine Firstly, let me thank you for your submission. Its salacious nature is just the right amount of...
ANNOUNCEMENT
*********************************************************** There are going to be some new changes around here! 1. ASK BOYFRIEND IS BACK (Okay, Boyfriend?) It is the feature where you can ask Boyfriend ANYTHING, and he will give a fairly long-winded yet accurate response. So go for it in the comments. 2. If things go well, we might get a new FAMBLY MEMBER, pictures will ensue. 3. Friday posts will...
Uh, perchance I am awkward
Interns at work always catch me doing weird shit. Like one time I was watching the Laura Ling and Euna Lee video where they return to the United States, and I was sobbing. I want to say uncontrollably, but really it was one of those sobbings that I could have stopped, but I didn’t want to. But yesterday took the proverbial cake. I was snipping some stray leg hairs with scissors. Something...
Alarm
Today when I got out of the shower I could hear my alarm clock going off. And I slowed my pace, thinking, “You’re getting what you deserve alarm clock. Continue your useless beeping, no one here likes you.”
Neutrino Video Project
Here is a video explaining the DC Neutrino Video Project, which I am currently STARRING in, or being an ensemble player, it’s all up to interpretation really. DC’s Neutrino Video Project Intro from WIT Films on Vimeo. www.washingtonimprovtheater.com
Laundry
Yesterday I did 7 loads of laundry. I also made up a whole story about how I had been traveling for 6 weeks so if anyone in the laundry room looked at me weird I would explain that I haven’t been home in 6 weeks and they don’t have washing machines in the Arctic. Oddly enough no one seemed interested in my laundry doings. Can you believe it?
um, oh hey
Oh, hey Saturday. What’s up? Well, you know I just had a really rough week so I am really tired and stuff. No! I did not go out drinking with Friday last night. Geez, to even accuse me of those things. Oh could you? How long have we known each other now? Oh. You saw me? I came home at 3 am? Right. Well. I am still going to do stuff today! I am! I swear. I just need to sit in front of...
Here it comes
So we meet again, Friday. Feels like we haven’t seen each other in a while. I know what you want. You want me to drink too much and stay up too late tonight. Well, just so’s you know, I am planning on going to the farmer’s market tomorrow. It closes at noon! That’s right, I am going to get up before noon. Why I am telling you this?! I am telling you this, so you can...
'Atta girl
Just saw a homeless woman carrying re-usable bags instead of plastic. If she can make the change, surely so can you. And she doesn’t have a house, HOW GREEN IS THAT?!
Now we are getting somewhere DC!
Yesterday, I saw an old woman laying out by the pool with high heels on. Meaning she was wearing her high heels while laying down. And she was like 70. This is awesome. New York has so many weirdos, and that’s what makes it fun. But DC we are so serious and care about shit and wear business suits, and live here for 4 years and move. Seeing a nice solid weirdo gives me hope that DC is...
Wedding Registeries
So, I have this wedding coming up. And they have a registry. I KNOW they are typical, and everyone has one. They are the polite thing to do even, so people don’t have to think about what to get you. But cooooooooooome on. I love the couple to be wed, very much. I think they are great and smart and pretty. But $150 for a crystal butter dish? Nopes. Never. Not going to happen. I want to...
New Name!
Comcast remains one of those anomalies, nothing else that acts like them can stay in business, but since people are so hooked on True Blood and MTV Spring Break House Brother 19 they can continue to thrive. Boyfriend and I decided to splurge and get home internet connection. I know, we are fucking criz-nazy. I received the first bill today, but I guess it probs isn’t actually for me: Karen...
Heaven!
Finish this sentence: To me, heaven is…. INDIAN LUNCH BUFFET!
Mythical Newsroom
As you may know I perform in the comedy quad sensation that is Mythical Newsroom with Honora Talbott, Aparna Nancherla, and Jenny Huftalen. And look what Boyfriend made us! mythicalnewsroom.com
