April 2010
4 posts
Life without Cable (and why I am better than you)
I think I have written this blog once already. But I just had another amazing bout of “I am better than you.” That I felt like I needed to share. I just tried to watch some of Real Housewives of New York. And I did not like that show, at all. But I used to be able to watch it for marathons at a time. It’s fun that “marathon” a totes grueling activity is now used to...
It's Friday Mother Fuckers
It is Friday. I am hungggggover. And I am drinking an iced coffee. My guess is that I will have to move swiftly to the bathroom in a few minutes. But it’s all worth it. Life, my dear friends, is always worth it. Choosing to live is worth it. We could all go home after this, and watch TV. OR! We could get super fucking drunk with friends. Or I guess you could get drunk while watching...
Movie Reviews of Movies Everyone has Already Seen
Another round of movie reviews of movies everyone in the entire world has seen but me. Pineapple Express Scary! Violent! Pretty funny. Overall: I liked it. But: It felt like the character development didn’t always make sense. Was Seth Rogen’s character dumb or not? Notes: So very violent. Julie and Julia Dumb. Hungry. Overall: It made me want to eat baguette. But: That’s about...
yeah, I did it
You know that person who takes a couple bites of pizza and then puts in back in the box? That’s me. I often take a few bites of donut at work, and put it back. I don’t think twice about it. That’s what I do. And I am not ashamed. Why do I do it? Because that’s all I want. I don’t need a whole cookie, or sandwich, or whatever food item you are offering. I just want a...
