when i was little i loved to sit at airports and make up stories for everyone around me. i usually decided everyone was a spy. and every time they got up or threw something in a trashcan it was a sign, or hiding secret info. now my favorite story for people at the airport is how many of them are unwillingly being forced into rehab.
it appears as though someone i knew in high school started a twitter account just to try and communicate with the howard stern show.
remember that time
guys, remember that time i was like, “oooh this beer looks good.” then i started drinking it and it was super good. then it was gone. and then Finance looked at the label and it was 12% alcohol, and i felt for reals drunk? and it was only 5 o’clock on a tuesday? no, seriously, do you remember because i need to fill in some gaps.
mom part 2
now, she has a little bit better idea of why she was crying. “I looked up Harold on wikipedia. Sounds complicated but now I understand a little more about improv.”
hey you guyses, not sure what you are up to right now, but it appears all of new york city is in the east village drinking iced coffee and smoking cigarettes. you are probably already down here, but if not, you better get on it. i am planning on carrying some heavy groceries, and i would love it if you could get in my way. (look at me being all jaded and grumpy. NEW YORK, PEOPLE)
katespencer: Oh you know, just a little kid Vogueing to Madonna in a 90s video booth with the NYC skyline in the background. [h/t Rich] super in love.
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this is mine: Heather Sparkle Nostrils Heather is a little monkey who is always getting into trouble. She is as sparkly as the milky way, and she dances in clouds of falling stars.
i am crying and i am not sure why. explain to me what’s happening again.
first farm share
- apples - radishes - garlic scapes - red and green lettuce - kale and collard greens - cilantro that smells like heaven the plan is to stir fry the kale and collard greens with the garlic scapes, and then eat it with brown rice. and make a salad with the lettuce and radishes and whatever other produce we have laying around. apples are to be eaten. finally, we want to make some sort of...
i am trying very hard to make this day a celebration of finishing a television show, and not the first day of unemployment. i started drinking already, but i don’t think the narrows down what type of day i am making it.