August 2011
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things i learned about my trader joe's cashier
here are some things i learned about my cashier while checking out at trader joes:
- she was researching cemeteries this morning
- she believes in the paranormal activity, and has for a long time
- she is having some wrist issues, that’s why she is wearing a brace
- she knows a lot about Hart Island
- she thinks Hart Island is a hot bed of paranormal activity, but she can’t...
mcsweeney's
i wrote something, and then mcsweeney’s accepted it and put it on their website.
HERE!!
tonight
i don’t want to get anyone too excited, but i am actually brushing my hair for harold night tonight.
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My schedule this weekend.
Washington Improv Theater- Improvapalooza
Source Theater on 14th St NW
These are my shows.
Friday:
8:05 pm - The Lodge
9:30 pm - Yes and We Are Here
11:28 pm- My Fantastic Period: A Master Class
Saturday:
12:05 pm- Vic Speedboat Reunion Show
3:52 pm- The Warm-Ups
10:45 pm- Mythical Newsroom
And then hopefully a 3:15 am train back to New York.
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Don’t let some stupid earthquake keep you from watching me in this video! I play a human man in it!
The baby I got to work with, Haaziq, is the best baby actor in town. A consummate actor, exceedingly professional, plus his little shoes matched his shorts and...
zits
for some reason we have free cable at the moment, so i have been watching the crap out of mtv.
the only commercials that are played on mtv are how you can go to college when you did bad in high school, and acne commercials.
it’s making me feel weird about my choice to watch the same programming as zitty high school dummies.
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my building was on fire, and my super is great.
so my building was on fire about two hours ago. and i brag about my super all the time. he’s great. he got us this apartment and he responds to everything immediately. and now there is even more proof:
Victor Gjoka, 45, the superintendent for 131 Avenue A, said he was walking by and immediately noticed the broken glass, and spotted flames inside the building on Monday. He called 911 and...
IMPORTANT NEWS
Amazing and wonderful (and one my besties) Aparna Nancherla is on the WTF podcast this week!
Listen to her!
New Yorker Challenge #5
Well, it is certainly a curve ball. Not the curveball I was talking about, but it just might work. (i am submitting a to every new yorker caption contest this year. this is number 5.)
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The Runoff! Please Vote ON THE OFFICIAL WINNER!
drinkquest:
THE FINALS!! PLEASE VOTE!
you guys, vote for orange-poolius. i have already voted twice.
also, if you can make one of those things that votes a whole bunch over night, send it to me puh-lease.
thank you
we often take to the internet to call out poor behavior, especially the way women in cities are treated when they walk down the street. it’s important to have this outlet because the way women get treated sucks.
this morning, as i was walking to work a delivery man stopped and let me pass in front of him. i said thank you. and he said have a nice day.
it was an incredibly polite...
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