themrcrimegazette: This post is too long, but something needed to be said. i like this video so much. next week’s anchor boy will be announced wednesday!
The Men and their dogs tumblr is really killing it... →
lorrainecink: lorraine, you have changed my life (for the better).
GW Crime Log
Don’t mess with our x-box: Burglary 9/24/11 – 2:14 p.m. Location: Ivory Tower Open case Students confronted an unknown female subject, a woman between 40 and 50 years old, while she was attempting to steal an Xbox video game console. She fled the scene. Open case
this is the grooveshark playlist i just made: salt n’ pepper- whatta man, shoop en vogue- don’t let go mariah carey- heartbreaker, dreamlover janet jackson- that’s the way love goes, rhythm nation, love will never do without you janet/michael- scream tlc- waterfalls, creep brandy/monica- the boy is mine so i am basically going to have the best day ever.
The Mr. Crime Gazette: anchor boy! →
themrcrimegazette: it has been a widely circulated secret in mr. crime that each week the ladies of the team vote anonymously on who holds the anchor boy spot. and we can now confirm the rumors are true. each week all the women of mr. crime get together and discuss, and then ultimately vote on which boy should… whoa! things are getting real over in mr. crime land. the anchor boy spot...
Mr. Crime is going #2!
themrcrimegazette: Tonight @ UCB Harold Night. We are going to poop all over that hallowed stage. We may also be performing second. yep! poop! watch us poop!
when i was getting my hair did last week, my hair dresser asked me if i had read a certain book. AND I HAD! and i didn’t have to lie. i had read it all. i think this may be the first time this has happened. (i am more of a short story/article/essay gal. so jump off that high horse.)
And... Scene →
leilacohanmiccio: iamachilles: New York Magazine’s superb article about the UCB, with interview excerpts from some of the people who have helped make it what it is. It’s exciting to be a small part of this community. Oh, this is lovely. There is nowhere in New York (comedy or otherwise) where I’d rather have my home. I’m so honored to be a part of this weirdo place. yes.
trader joes today!
my male cashier: and then that part where she is a coma and he has sex with her… female cashier: um. male cashier: i guess you had to see the movie. female cashier: i haven’t. male chashier: anyways, i think i am going to be a chicken for halloween. male cashier to me: have a good day, sweetheart. this is my least favorite trader joe’s cashier. #1 is the woman who thought i...
gw crime log
this week’s crime log is pretty weak, so now is a good time to get to know some terminology. unaffliated with the university = homeless Disorderly Conduct 9/16/11 – 2:36 a.m. Location: 2000 block of F street Case closed UPD officers responded to a report of a subject unaffiliated with GW urinating on a wall. Subject barred
If you want your government to stop killing everybody, at home and abroad, you...– Sun Tzu, Tumblr (via kenlayne)
DOUBLE THE PLEASURE!
themrcrimegazette: Mr. Crime has TWO SHOWS in TWO NIGHTS at TWO DIFFERENT UCB THEATERS! Tuesday: UCB Harold Night, 2nd slot Wednesday: UCBeast, Cheating on Harold, 9pm (w/ Doppleganger and Grandma’s Ashes) These two shows are not unlike twins on a double bike promoting a certain brand of gum! Do you understand the analogy?? Mr. Crime values its corporate sponsors! Come to these shows! JUST...
travishelwig: funnyordie: TJ Miller: Bananaise featuring Nick Vatterott This song is so catchy, it’ll drive you bananais. This is amazing.
i feel like i should take some sort of acting on camera class, or maybe a commercial class, even a voice over class. something about performing. but i really just want to take a wheel thrown pottery class. this is why i will just become your weird aunt instead of anything successful.
Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!: Boring unless you... →
joestanton: jamesbriandwyer: healywu: Does Will know we refer to his classes that way? We do. Sorry. ANYWAY, I just wrapped up an ASH class that was probably the most fun 501/ASH I’ve ever had. I’ve had good ones before (a lot of them, I am pathetic) but this one had a winning combination of amazing people, amazing performers, great… I have to be a nerd and piggyback off of this. This...
themrcrimegazette: MR. CRIME IS UP FIFTH THIS TUESDAY AT HAROLD NIGHT! WHAT? YOU HEARD ME. NO REALLY I DIDN’T HEAR YOU. THERE WAS NOTHING TO HEAR. THIS IS ALL TYPED. I’VE CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE. BUT…. SHUT UP. actually we are up second! patrick noth is a tweet liar.
Time of GW’s weekly crime log. Topping the list this week is the clever student who convinced UPD he wasn’t drunk at 1:55 am: Disorderly Conduct 9/11/11 – 1:55 a.m. Location: 600 block of 22nd Street Case closed UPD observed a student, not intoxicated, urinating in the bushes near a Smith Center entrance. Referred for disciplinary action
Still coaching! →
joestanton: Help me be creative for a living! I’m terrible at everything else! you should get joe to coach you, he’s great.
funnyordie: A Day in the Life of a Female Comedian It takes a lot of hard work and determination to be a comedian. Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at how to be funny, even if you have a p*ssy! HOW DO I GET INTO THAT CLASS? I NEED TO BE IN THAT CLASS.
our saturday night - football - making faces at our cat - convincing Finance i think wedgies are comfortable
trader joes today
today’s conversation with my trader joes cahsier- cashier: i think humidity make peoples grumpy. me: yeah, i could see that. cashier: thanks for being so pretty.
fantasy football explained
Yoni: its very simple its kind of like really difficult mixed with football knowledge
GW Crime Log- Food Edition
i couldn’t decide between these two because they are both perfect: Disorderly Conduct 9/3/11 – 2:21 a.m. Location: Thurston Hall Case closed University Police Department officers responded to a report from a student who said he was walking inside the residence hall with a pizza when another male student asked for a slice. When he declined to share, the other student became angry and...
welcome to college!
the GW Hatchet’s crime log is back! here is a welcome to college, you can’t leave your personal belongings laying around, edition: 8/26/11 – 2:30 to 3 a.m. Location: Ivory Tower Case closed A student reported to UPD that he left his wallet unattended in Café Gallery and later it was missing. Another student recovered the wallet and returned it to UPD a few days later. Case closed
we found a wedding photographer, but before we can book him my mom wants to know if the photographer dies who will we get a refund from. so in the event that the wedding photographer meets his end before august 18th, 2012, who in his family can we contact to get our money back. is that normal? i have never planned a wedding before, and i am also barely planning this one.